Hi everyone, I’m Talia Dahlia! 

Have you ever fantasized about your neighbor, coworker, or hottie at the gym, but you’re too nervous to say hello? Well don’t be! I’m Seattle’s curvy islander girlfriend-next-door, wearing glasses, laughing with her friends at a stand up show, reading a book at the bar, or at the local game store.

I grew up immensely Roman Catholic, going to mass every day, and wanting to be a cloistered nun. Then I went to college and became a gender studies major! I was very awkward and insecure socially and sexually. I went through all of college and had never been kissed. How did my plump cupid bow lips never feel another's? I did not go on my first date until I was 23 years old, and I have since made up for my late start in life.

If you’re looking for something tan, soft, short, and sweet then reach out to me so we can get to know each other IRL. I get nervous too, and have been told that I am emotionally supportive, and nurturing.

Behind my shy and bookish demeanor lies an enthusiastic, naughty, and playful side. I'm a 32-year-old, 5'3.75" (161.925 cm) pacific islander with golden skin, wavy shoulder length hair, and a gap-toothed smile. I have a naturally toned yet soft, curvy physique.

When I'm not indulging in intimate trysts and duos, I’m a typical Seattleite millennial who likes to go on walks with my dog, spend time outdoors, read books, work out, play games, travel, go to shows, and watch video essays. I value intimacy, knowledge, beauty, and laughter. This winter I am psyched about learning how to ski. Whether we're enjoying a dive bar or a cozy hotel room, I'm here to fulfill your fantasies and offer solace.

I thrive on creating unforgettable experiences, and genuine connections. With a love for laughter, deep conversations, and pleasure, I enjoy exploring all aspects of life. As a skilled conversationalist, I'm eager to learn about your passions and provide a listening ear.

I love to makeout, cuddle, and am willing to please. I am authentic, and do not fake anything. What you read and see, is what you get. I am a provider because I am TIRED of dating apps, and dating culture. I just wanna have a good time! Come join me? I’m nerdy, nice and naughty. Help me fulfill my appetite for mischief.

I do have a full life, so please schedule accordingly. Don’t be shy, I’m easygoing, approachable and looking for closeness, too!

xx,

Talia Dahlia

P.S. You can read my reviews here.